Size Of Obama’s Package Scares Republicans

The legislators within the GOP have come out with full-force against Former-President-Elect, Barack Obama’s stimulation package, which could pledge up to 9,000 billion dollars to liberal hippie arboretums and gay zoos.

While true patriots like Glen Beck have strong opinions about Obama’s ideas, it is really the Great Logician, Rush Limbaugh, who has given us the most salient civilianangle on the great load that Obama is trying to choke down our throats.

For the sake of all that is holy, though, I hope that Mr. Limbaugh stays hidden behind his microphone. Those of you whom have studied know why I say this.

-JH